*period = ./1// *questionmark = ?/1// *WeatherComment = Hmm . Do you think it will rain ? /.1/ What are the chances of rain today ? /.1/ Nice weather as long as it doesn't rain . /.1/ Well, if rain breaks out it will certainly change things . /.1/ You can really tell the mettle of a manager when rain is threatened . /.1// *BlogsOutfielder = Orville Baskethands /.1/ Robert Liddlekopf /.1/ Harrison "Harry" Hanihan /.1// *BlogsInfielder = Gerry Johnson /.1/ Lefty Clemson /.1/ Robby Rawhide /.1/ Alberto Juan Turbosino /.1// *BlogsManager = Billy Martin /.1/ Hanson Haversham /.1// *BlogsCatcher = Bloaty Von Ripple /.1// *BlogsPitcher = Mark Markinson /.1/ Andy Anteriority /.1// *BlogsPlayer= Orville Baskethands /.1/ Robert Liddlekopf /.1/ Harrison "Harry" Hanihan /.1/ Gerry Johnson /.1/ Lefty Clemson /.1/ Robby Rawhide /.1/ Alberto Juan Turbosino /.1/Bloaty Von Ripple /.1/ Mark Markinson /.1/ Andy Anteriority /.1// *WhapperOutfielder = Prince Albert von Carmicheal /.1/ Parry Posteriority /.1/ Herbert Herbertson /.1// *WhapperInfielder = Johnny Johanesberger /.1/ Frank Gavi /.1/ Harry Dolcetto /.1/ Sal Sauvignon /.1// *WhapperManager = Bob Von Bittle /.1/ Hank Von Bittle /.1// *WhapperCatcher = Mark Cloud /.1// *WhapperPitcher = Jerry Johnstone /.1/ Albert Ancien-Regime /.1// *WhapperPlayer = Prince Albert von Carmicheal /.1/ Parry Posteriority /.1/ Herbert Herbertson /.1/Johnny Johanesberger /.1/ Frank Gavi /.1/ Harry Dolcetto /.1/ Sal Sauvignon /.1/ Jerry Johnstone /.1/ Albert Ancien-Regime /.1/ Mark Cloud /.1// *Announcer= Bob /.1/ Ted /.1/ Mike /.1/ Rich /.1// *DumbComment = Some kind of Ballplayer, huh ? /.1/ These guys came to play ball ./.1/ What a game so far today ./.1/ How about those players ./.1/ Got to love baseball ./.1/ Hey, they're playing the organ ./.1// *WhapperOutfieldOut = He pops one up into deep left field . /.1/ He lifts it back toward the wall where it is caught by *BlogsOutfielder *period/.1/ He knocks it into the glove of *BlogsOutfielder *period /.1/ He gets a real piece of it and drives it toward the wall where it is almost ... Oh My God! ... saved by *BlogsOutfielder *period /.1/ He pops it up to *BlogsOutfielder *period /.2// *WeirdOutfield = who is too deep to get it. Basehit! /.1/ who bobbles the catch! /.05/ who trips on his Nikes! Time for a new sponsor. /.05/ who loses it in the sun. It drops in the warning track. /.1/ whose mind seems lost thinking of investments. He starts moving too late! Hit. /.1// *OutfieldResult = for a double! /.1/ for a stand-up double. /.1/ for a stand-up double ... wait he's going to stretch it for a triple and ... he's safe. /.1/ to grab another hit . /.1/ to bump his average up . His salary is up for renegotiation this year . /.1// *WhapperOutfieldHit = knocks it toward *BlogsOutfielder *WeirdOutfield /.1/ line-drives toward the outfield where *BlogsOutfielder *WeirdOutfield /.1/ puts it into the back corner of right field. /.1/ lifts it over the head of *BlogsOutfielder *OutfieldResult /.1/ drives it into the stands for a HomeRun! /.1/ lifts it toward heaven ! HomeRun !/.1/ sends it to the man upstairs . HomeRun !/.1/ clears the stadium wall . Whoa ! HomeRun !/.1/ and it's ... La Bomba ! HomeRun !/.1// *BlogsOutfieldHit = knocks it toward *WhapperOutfielder *WeirdOutfield /.1/ line-drives toward the outfield where *WhapperOutfielder *WeirdOutfield /.1/ puts it into the back corner of right field. /.1/ lifts it over the head of *WhapperOutfielder *OutfieldResult /.1/ drives it into the stands for a home-run! /.1/ lifts it toward heaven ! /.1/ sends it to the man upstairs . /.1/ clears the stadium wall . Whoa ! /.1/ and it's ... La Bomba ! /.1// *BlogsOutfieldOut = He pops one up into deep left field . /.1/ He lifts it back toward the wall where it is caught by *WhapperOutfielder *period/.1/ He knocks it into the glove of *WhapperOutfielder *period /.1/ He gets a real piece of it and drives it toward the wall where it is almost ... Oh My God! ... saved by *WhapperOutfielder *period /.1/ He pops it up to *WhapperOutfielder *period /.2// *BuntResponseHit = bobbles it ./.1/ trips on it . /.1/ scoops it up and realizing that he's too late signs it and throws it to a kid in the stands . / .01 / gets to, but the throw is ... late! /.1/ grabs it, but the throw is too low ! /.1// *BuntResponseOut = grabs it and makes the out . /.1/ scoops it up and tosses him out . /.1/ passes it on to first . /.1/ nabs it ./.1/ picks it up, laughs and tosses him out . /.1/ grabs it and tosses it to first . /.1// *InfieldLocation = first base /.1/second base/.1/the pitcher's mound/.1/ short stop/.1/third base/.1/third base foul line/.1/ first base foul line/.1// *BadThrow = in the dirt ./.1/digging a ditch ./.1/too wide ./.1/ into the umpire's head ! Whoa ! /.01/way too wide to make the tag ./.1/ too high ./.1/too high to make the tag ./.1/in his chest ./.1// *BaseReached = for a single ./.1/for a double ./.1/ for a triple ./.1/ for a easy single ... Wait he's going to try for more and the throw is *BadThrow /.1/ for a standup double. But is that young Charlie Hustle going to wait ? No . He's going for the triple and the throw is *BadThrow /.1/for a close single and the the toss is *BadThrow /.1/ for a dangerous double and the throw is *BadThrow /.1// *HitResult = into short right field *BaseReached /.1/ into short left field *BaseReached / .1/ and the ball bounces past the shortstop *BaseReached/.1/ and the ball takes a weird bounce at *InfieldLocation *BaseReached /.1/ and the ball flies down the foul line . It stays fair *BaseReached/.1/ in the short left field where it bounces into the stands . Ground rule double for the young man ./.1// *WhapperInfieldHit = He tries to bunt, and *BlogsInfielder *BuntResponseHit /.1/ He knocks it down the line between the legs of *BlogsInfielder *period /.1/ He waps it into the short-stops glove, but he can't control it . Safe at first . /.1/ He lifts it over the head of *BlogsInfielder *HitResult /.1/ The batter gets a piece of it *HitResult /.1/ It's contact time *HitResult /.1/ Nice hit *HitResult /.1/ Whoa ! That swing was on the money *HitResult /.1/ Nice job *HitResult /.1/ Great hit *HitResult /.1/ Super looper for a hit /.1/ He knocks a line-drive into the head of *BlogsInfielder /.05// *WhapperInfieldOut = He grounds out to *BlogsInfielder *period/.1/ He pops it up to *BlogsInfielder *period/.1/ He tries to bunt, and *BlogsInfielder *BuntResponseOut /.1/ He knocks a line-drive into the glove of *BlogsInfielder /.1/ He knocks an easy bouncer to *BlogsInfielder *period /.1/ He bounces one of the ground into the first-baseman's glove . / .1// *BlogsInfieldHit = He tries to bunt, and *WhapperInfielder *BuntResponseHit /.1/ He knocks it down the line between the legs of *WhapperInfielder *period /.1/ He lifts it over the head of *WhapperInfielder *HitResult /.1/ The batter gets a piece of it *HitResult /.1/ Nice job *HitResult /.1/ Great hit *HitResult /.1/ It's contact time *HitResult /.1/ Nice hit *HitResult /.1/ He waps it into the short-stops glove, but he can't control it . Safe at first . /.1/ Whoa ! That swing was on the money *HitResult /.1/ Super looper for a hit /.1/ He knocks a line-drive into the head of *WhapperInfielder /.05// *BlogsInfieldOut = He grounds out to *WhapperInfielder *period/.1/ He knocks a line-drive into the glove of *WhapperInfielder /.1/ He tries to bunt, and *WhapperInfielder *BuntResponseOut /.1/ He knocks an easy bouncer to *WhapperInfielder *period /.1/ He pops it up to *WhapperInfielder *period/.1/ He bounces one of the ground into the first-baseman's glove . / .1// *EndOfInning = Well, that's the end of their chances in this inning, *Announcer *period *Commercial/.1/ No more at bats left in this inning. *Commercial /.1/ The inning's over . Some kind of ballplayer, huh, *Announcer *period *Commercial /.1/ Yowza! End of the inning . Hard to imagine life without baseball? Right, *Announcer *questionmark *Commercial /.1/ That inning proves why baseball is the nation's game . *Commercial /.1// *Return = Back to the game, *Announcer *period /.1/ We now return to the game between the Blogs and the Whappers . /.1/ Now back to the game . /.1/ Just wanted to say thanks to our sponsors for those great messages . /.1// *Commercial = This is WZZZ-TV bringing you the ballgame! *BeerCom *BeerCom *CarCom *Return/.1/ We're here at WZZZ-TV bringing you the ballgame! *CarCom *CarCom *BeerCom *Return /.1/ This is the WZZZ baseball network! *BeerCom *CarCom *CarCom *BeerCom *BeerCom *Return /.1/ Now a message from our sponsors. *BeerCom *BeerCom *BeerCom *Return /.1/ Now a very special message from our sponsors. *CarCom *BeerCom *CarCom *Return /.1// *BeerOne = Imported Name . / .1/ Imported Label ./.1/ Imported Aura . /.1/ Imported Concept ./.1/ Imported Danger Warning in German . /.1// *BeerTwo = American Taste . /.1/ American Flavor . /.1/ Clean American Taste ./.1/ No Overly-flavorful Assault on your tongue . /.1// *BeerThree = fermentation is natural ? /.1/ yeast is one of Mother Nature's Creatures ? /.1/ yeast is a beast of Nature ? /.1/ beer is natural ? /.1// *BeerFour = Support Mother Nature and drink. /.1/ Go green and support the environment . /.1/ Support Natural Things and drink another ! /.1/ Live a natural life and drink some more ! /.1// *BeerCom = St. Belch . *BeerOne *BeerTwo /.1/ Longing for adventure ? 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He hires Bob for $350,000 a year . /.1/ St. Belch Beer: Especially tailored for men who watch ballgames . /.1// *Car = Chevy Cordon-Bleu / .1 / Chevy Coq-au-Van /.1/ Ford Blatzwurst /.1/ Ford Wienerschnitzel / .1/ Chevy Choucroute /.1/ Ford Weisswurst /.1/ Chevy Crouton /.1// *CarFoodAdj = Scrumptious ! /.1/ Delicious ! /.1/ Mouth-watering !/.1/ Tasty! /.1/ Rich ! /.1/ Sinfully Sweet ! /.1/ Organically-Grown/.1// *CarRegAdj = Fast ! / .1/ Bold ! / .1/ Ambitious ! /.1/ Nocturnal ! /.1/ Adiabatic ! /.1/ Anti-establishmentary !/.1/ Plenary ! /.1/ Easy ! /.1/ Capitalistic ! /.1// *CarLink = That's the new /.1/ What a car, the /.1/ How about that /.1/ That's it. The new /.1// *CarCom = Wow! *CarFoodAdj *CarRegAdj *CarFoodAdj *CarRegAdj *CarLink *Car *period /.1/ What do these words mean? *CarRegAdj *CarFoodAdj *CarRegAdj *CarLink *Car *period /.1/ Yowza! *CarFoodAdj *CarRegAdj *CarFoodAdj *CarLink *Car *period /.1/ The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Ergo we want you to think of our car as *CarFoodAdj *period *CarLink *Car *period /.1// *PlateAction = comes to the plate ./.1/ swings the bat to get ready and enters the batter's box ./.1/ adjusts the cup and enters the batter's box ./.1/ swings the baseball bat to stretch and enters the batter's box ./.1// *NewBlogsBatter = Now, *BlogsPlayer *PlateAction /.1/ Here we go. *BlogsPlayer *PlateAction /.1/ The pitcher spits. *BlogsPlayer *PlateAction /.1/ The crowd is nervous. *BlogsPlayer *PlateAction /.1// *NewWhapperBatter = Now, *WhapperPlayer *PlateAction /.1/ Here we go. *WhapperPlayer *PlateAction /.1/ The pitcher spits. *WhapperPlayer *PlateAction /.1/ The crowd is nervous. *WhapperPlayer *PlateAction /.1// *Strike = Swings and misses ! /.1/ Fans the air ! /.1/ No contact in Mudsville ! /.1/ Whooooosh! Strike ! /.1/ Steeeriiiiike ! /.1/ No wood on that one . /.1/ He just watched it go by ./.1/ No contact on that one . /.1/ Nothing on that one ./.1/ He swings for the stands, but no contact . /.1// *BallCall = Ball ./.1/The umpire calls a ball ./.1/ Definitely a ball ./.1/No strike this time . /.1// *Ball = High and outside . *BallCall /.1/ Whoa, he's brushing him back . *BallCall/.1/ Short and away . *BallCall/.1/ OOOh, that's almost in the dirt . *BallCall/.1/ No good. *BallCall /.1/ High and too inside. *BallCall/.1// *ThePitchType = a curve ball ./.1/ a flaming fast ball ./.1/ a screaming fast ball ./.1/ a change-up ./.1/ a knuckler ./.1/ what looks like a spitball ./.1/ a spitter ./.1/a split-fingered fastball ./.1/ a rising fast ball ./.1/ a fast one that looked like it was rising ./.1/ a screamer ./.1/ a torcher ./.1/ a blaster ./.1/a knuckball ./.1/ a breaking curve ./.1/ a slow change-up ./.1/ a toaster ./.1/ a rattling corkscrew ./.1/ a curvaceous beauty ./.1/ a wobbling knuckler ./.1/ a bouncing knuckleball ./.1/ a smoking gun ./.1/a blazing comet ./.1/a rattler ./.1/ a heckraising fast ball ./.1/a rocket booster ./.1/a fastball with wings ./.1// *ThePitch = Checks first base . Nothing. Winds up and pitches *ThePitchType /.1/ Here's the pitch It's *ThePitchType /.1/ Here comes the pitch It's *ThePitchType/.1/ He's winding up . What *ThePitchType /.1/ And the next pitch is *ThePitchType /.1/ The next pitch is *ThePitchType /.1/ A full windup and it's *ThePitchType /.1/ He's uncorking *ThePitchType /.1/ It's *ThePitchType /.1// *StrikeOut = He's out of there . / .1/ Strike out . He's swinging at the umpire . The umpire reconsiders until the security guards arrive . /.1/ Strike out ! /.1/ Yes. Another wiffer ./.1/ Strike out . There goes his batting average . /.1/ Strike three . Some sports writer figured that each strike cost the ball player about $1,530 at today's average rate . /.1/ The last strike . Only three chances in this game . /.1// *BlogsHit = Here we go. *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *BlogsInfieldHit /.1/ Okay. *ThePitch *Ball *Strike *Strike *BlogsInfieldHit /.1/ The crowd is roaring . *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *Ball *BlogsOutfieldHit/.1/ Here we go . *Ball *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *BlogsOutfieldHit /.1/ Here's the pitch . *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *BlogsOutfieldHit /.1// *BlogsOut = Yeah. *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *StrikeOut /.1/ The pitchers is winding up to throw. *Strike *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *BlogsInfieldOut /.1/ Here's the fastball . *BlogsInfieldOut /.1/ He's trying the curveball . *BlogsOutfieldOut /.1/ Love that Baseball game. *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *StrikeOut /.1/ Another fastball . *Strike *ThePitch *BlogsOutfieldOut /.1// *WhapperHit = Here we go. *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *WhapperInfieldHit /.1/ Okay. *ThePitch *Ball *Strike *Strike *WhapperInfieldHit /.1/ The crowd is roaring . *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *Ball *WhapperOutfieldHit/.1/ Here we go . *Ball *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *WhapperOutfieldHit /.1/ Here's the pitch . *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *WhapperOutfieldHit /.1// *WhapperOut = Yeah. *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *StrikeOut /.1/ The pitchers is winding up to throw. *Strike *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *WhapperInfieldOut /.1/ Here's the fastball . *WhapperInfieldOut /.1/ He's trying the curveball . *WhapperOutfieldOut /.1/ Love that Baseball game. *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *Ball *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *ThePitch *Strike *StrikeOut /.1/ Another fastball . *Strike *ThePitch *WhapperOutfieldOut /.1// *OneWhapperLeft = Only one more out needed . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ The Blogs only need to get one more out . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ The Blogs are trying for the last out . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ The crowd is looking for the last out ! *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Before the last out, let's get a message in from our sponsors. *Commercial *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.05/ Only one out left. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Yup, the Blogs only need to get one more out. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Hey, two down, one to go. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ Only one chance left for the Whapper . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ Two big outs for the Blogs. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ What a game ! *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ These are the times that make baseball special . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ One more thin out stands between the Whappers and the end of this inning's chances . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ Yowza. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1/ He's hefting some wood . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *EndOfInning /.1// *TwoWhappersLeft = Hey, one down, two to go. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ The Whappers have only one out . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ One down, two to go. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ Only one out into the inning. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ One out against the Whappers. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ The Blogs need two more outs. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Two more outs to go. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ The Whappers have two outs to spare. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Plenty of room. Only one out. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ How about those ballplayers. One out so far. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Some day for a ballgame, huh? *WeatherComment *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Wow. Only one out. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Somekind of ballgame, huh, *Announcer *questionmark *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1/ Yup, got to love this stadium. *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *OneWhapperLeft /.1// *ThreeWhappersLeft = No damage yet, *Announcer *period *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ No outs . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ No outs yet for the Whappers . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ No trouble yet . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperHit *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ Check out the Whapper's mascot a Weasel. He's biting a 7-year old ! Some kind of mascot, huh, *Announcer *questionmark *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.01/ Nobody out yet . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ Whappers are up with no outs . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ Nothing's happened yet to the Whappers . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ No outs yet . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ What a day . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ I could go for a home run, *Announcer *period *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ Baseball and Apple Pie . *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.1/ Yup. *DumbComment *NewWhapperBatter *WhapperOut *TwoWhappersLeft /.2// *OneBlogsLeft = Only one more out needed . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ The Whapper only need to get one more out . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ The Whappers are trying for the last out . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ The crowd is looking for the last out ! *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Before the last out, let's get a message in from our sponsors. *Commercial *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.05/ Only one out left. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Yup, the Whappers only need to get one more out. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Hey, two down, one to go. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ Only one chance left for the Blogs . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ Two big outs for the Whappers. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ What a game ! *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ These are the times that make baseball special . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ One more thin out stands between the Blogs and the end of this inning's chances . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ Yowza. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1/ He's hefting some wood . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *EndOfInning /.1// *TwoBlogsLeft = Hey, one down, two to go. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ The Blogs have only one out . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ One down, two to go. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ Only one out into the inning. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ One out against the Blogs. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ The Whappers need two more outs. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Two more outs to go. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ The Blogs have two outs to spare. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Plenty of room. Only one out. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ How about those ballplayers. One out so far. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Some day for a ballgame, huh? *WeatherComment *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Wow. Only one out. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Somekind of ballgame, huh, *Announcer *questionmark *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1/ Yup, got to love this stadium. *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *OneBlogsLeft /.1// *ThreeBlogsLeft = No damage yet, *Announcer *period *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ No outs . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ No outs yet for the Blogs . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ No trouble yet . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsHit *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ Check out the Blogs Weasel. He's biting a 7-year old ! Some kind of mascot, huh, *Announcer *questionmark *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.01/ Nobody out yet . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ Blogs are up with no outs . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ Nothing's happened yet to the Blogs . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ No outs yet . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ What a day . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ I could go for a home run, *Announcer *period *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ Baseball and Apple Pie . *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.1/ Yup. *DumbComment *NewBlogsBatter *BlogsOut *TwoBlogsLeft /.2// *BlogsHalf = Time for the Blogs to see what they can do . *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ It's the Blogs turn at bat . *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ Bottom half of the inning . The Blogs must prove their stuff . *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ Let's get on with the inning . *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ Well, another half of the inning, *Announcer *period *DumbComment *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1/ Let's get moving with this half of the inning, but first, another message from our sponsors . *Commercial *ThreeBlogsLeft /.1// *WhapperHalf = Top of the inning. *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ Another new inning . Ain't life great, *Announcer *questionmark *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ Start of another inning . *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ Yes, it's time for the Whappers to lead off the inning . *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1/ Time for another inning . The Whappers will be leading off . *ThreeWhappersLeft /.1// *NineInnings = Let's get going ! *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1/ The Umpire throws out the ball . *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1/ Play Ball ! *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1/ It's a fine day for a game . *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1// *OneInning = Let's get going ! *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1/ The Umpire throws out the ball . *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1/ Play Ball ! *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1/ It's a fine day for a game . *WhapperHalf *BlogsHalf /.1// *AAStart = Well Bob, Welcome to yet another game between the Whappers and the Blogs here in scenic downtown Blovonia . I think it is fair to say that there is plenty of BlogFever brewing in the stands as the hometown comes out to root for its favorites. *OneInning /.1/ It's time for another game between the Whappers and the Blogs in scenic downtown Blovonia . I've just got to say that the Blog fans have come to support their team and rant and rave . *OneInning /.1//